Alternate Universes/The Funnies AU

All the silliness involving the nerds goes in this here glorious AU. Angst? What angst??

Trivia:

Though they watch Steven Universe in canon, Carson and Lizzie constantly rewatches the show in this AU.

Karaoke nights are a thing. Ethan sings anime songs during them.

Codename: Bunny Obsession (2016)
Lizzie buys Carson a bunny shirt. Later, Carson has a dream where Lizzie buys a matching mini shirt for her pet iguana. She dares not tell her about the dream, as to not give her the idea... In reality, Lizzie buys a bunny ear headband to put on Princess Spikyback. Lizzie then gives Carson a pair of bunny slippers and matching bunny-themed bath robe and bath towel, a bunny-themed sweater complete with bunny-eared hoodie, then bunny-adorned pillows and a matching duvet, and a big stuffed bunny to sit in her room. Then she gets Carson a pair of boxers with a cotton ball as a bunny tail: Soon, bunnies are everywhere in Carson's room. Carson, wanting to keep her girlfriend happy, says nothing as her bedroom is slowly transformed into fuzzy pastel bunny-themed interior design...
 * "Lizzie, the tail digs into my behind when i lay on my back, i can't fall asleep in this :("
 * "but... it's so cute :<"
 * "we have to cut off the tail, Lizzie, i'm sorry"
 * Dramatic "noooooooooooo"s... tearful hiccups... Lizzie pastes it on the front of the boxers instead. It looks absolutely ridiculous.

The gang comes over one day, and Sasha goes to Carson's room to pay Princess Spikyback a visit. She says, "Wow, I didn't know the Easter Bunny moved in." She assures a red-faced Carson that her room is super cute and that she totally does not judge Carson's newfound interest in lagomorphs.

Carson sits down in her room surrounded by the things and contemplates what her life has become. That night, Lizzie snuggles up to her under a bunny duvet and fluffy pillows, and Carson thinks that she's ok with all the fluffy new additions to her room.

Codename: Rabbit's Foot (2016/05/12)
"the odd cosmic plaything of this universe, poor baby lol" --Cas, chat log 2016/05/12 Lizzie rubs Carson's foot for good luck before final exams. This conversation follows: Lizzie scores incredibly well, so Carson's friends all start lining up to rub her foot before exams. Mia puts up the good fight resisting such outlanding superstitions, but eventually even she gives in. She gets a 110%, and there wasn't even extra credit on that test. She walks out a changed woman, her worldview plunged into uncertainty.
 * "rabbit's feet are good luck, Carson."
 * "ok honey but you have to realize i'm not a real rabbit right?"
 * "...hmm, yes"
 * "ok good"
 * "a kiss for good luck then!"
 * "....ok, also good"

Codename: Can You Feel the Love Tonight (2016/05/11)
Sasha tries to confess.

As Blair and Mia walk by, Sasha suavely asks them out on a date, casually leaning on her locker. She accidentally hits the handle. The locker flies open, a mountain of papers comes bursting out and fly everywhere. They're all photos of Blair and Mia with little hearts doodled all over their faces, and "Mrs. Sasha Rodriguez-Lazzari-Qian-Moore" scrawled across the backs. Sasha grabs a handful and shoves them back in, kicking her the door closed. She leans against it again as if nothing had happened. But it's too late, the cat is out of the bag.

Luke bends down to ties his shoelaces. When he comes back up, everyone has gotten together with everyone else. "wut." he blinked and missed it... "aw shucks." he goes to out digest some pizza AND the new information. it's a weird day for him.

Codename: Standup Sasha (2016/05/14)
Sasha as a standup comedian where the majority of her act is really just her retelling all the weird shenanigans where she ended up on somebody's couch the next morning.

"The Lazzari-Qian Twins Are Beautiful" Club (2017/07/26)
The president is Sasha, the vice president is Blair, the treasurer is Luke. Carson does snacks runs and water. Lizzie takes notes.

their meetings consist purely of talking about their feelings about the twins and how wonderful they are, with a side order of "how best can we continue to support these two beautiful people"

'shhh, this is a secret club that Ethan and Mia must remain totally anywhere of" - Luke and Sasha

Blair thinks the twins already know. both twins are very embarrassed but very flattered. Ethan gets really flustered about it sometimes and Mia is very amused

in canon, Blair subconsciously sees herself as the president of the Mia Fanclub